That Romantic Guy

Every girls dream of romantic guys.
Guys who fly girls to the sky.
I want to be one of those.
So I begin to browse.

I did the research.

I listened to girls' lecture.

And then I grinned.

"Mission : Impossible" it seemed.

I couldn't sing " I won't give up"
when we're going to collapse from the top.
So the most you can expect from me
is to sing "Do Re Mi".

I give you no rose for your B'day.
"Roses wither" I say
while I just can't remember when is your day.
In return, I will kiss you everyday, is that okay?

I am not a mysterious type
that can make you high.
I am just an eyesore
who have a bad posture.

I won't stop my games
when you need to share your blames.

Only if you tease me with "Please?",

Will I start to take notice.

No sweet little things.
No surprising big zings.
Just my stupid jokes.
And my mundane talks.

I am really not romantic.
Obviously not charismatic.
I am urgently enigmatic.
Plus quite egoistic.

I was born without you.

Unsurprisingly, I won't die if you go.

But you should know

You are beautiful from head to toe.

And it will be my pleasure.

If you want to be my treasure.

I will give you things you can't buy

But I will never be that romantic guy.